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–Wait, most of these scans already exist!
Yeah. And your point being…..?

–How often will you be posting editorials?
For older editorials (domestic and foreign), I will be posting those on a semi-daily basis. For the newer editorials (domestic only), they will be posted on Thursdays and Saturdays in the very early morning.

–Why did you skip scanning certain editorials from certain magazines?
As you know, magazines usually have about 2-3 main edits per issue (or more if it’s the March and September issues). In most cases, I only choose the ones that are worth featuring on the blog. Sometimes I’ll choose all of the edits in the issue and sometimes I’ll only pick one edit. The rest are throwaways that don’t need to be featured.

–How do I find the newer domestic edits?
The newest edits will be placed on the scroll on top of the page. This will avoid confusion for those looking for the new stuff. The older edits will be on the blogroll below the scroll as usual.

–Will you be scanning edits from foreign magazines?
Does it look like I have that stuff? Bitch Please! Foreign magazines are a huge pain in the ass to find in Los Angeles (plus they are WAY too costly). I do have a few foreign edits but, mainly, I’m just sticking with domestic editorials. But I’m sure there’s other blogs that specialize in the foreign stuff, so search those out.

–Can I make requests?
Sure, you can. Just don’t expect me to have what you’re looking for, though.

–Will you be charging or asking for donations?
No, why would I do that? Even if I did, you get nothing in return.

–May I repost your scans at my fill-in-the-blank website/forum/blog?
Sure! But remember to be generous and give credit to this site or else I will hunt you down and shove a grenade up your ass.

–I have an editorial that I’d like you to scan, can you scan it for me?
Yes. Send me an e-mail and I will give you instructions on what to do.

–Can I contribute my own scans?
Absolutely not. It’s nice that you to want to contribute here, but if you’re looking to show off your skills, I suggest visiting fashion forums like The Fashion Spot or Bellazon. They have a much bigger audience there.

–Why aren’t you posting nude edits of these supermodels? Other places have them!
What do you care whether or not I post nude edits? If I have a nude edit in my possession for a model I like, then I’ll scan and post it. Other than that, I’m more focused on posting what I have, nude or not.

–I’d like to becomes an affiliate!
You wanna be associated with me? You better rethink about that.

–Why are you tagging the scans? You don’t own these pictures!
Sigh, read the Copyrights page, douchebag.

–What are your HD video tech specs?
Resolution is 720p. Video bitrate is 3000kbps and Audio bitrate is 80 kb. This keeps the filesize low and makes loading times faster.

–Will you scan celebrity edits?
Nope. I do realize that there are some models that do non-fashion edits for publications like Maxim or GQ, so I’m making exceptions for those girls. But I’m putting the kibosh on famous people.

–But wait, you just posted scans for a bunch of famous people!
It’s kind of an ass-backwards loophole when you think about it. In foreign countries like Japan, Russia, UK, and Paris, they ALL use supermodels on the covers of their mags. Here in America, we use celebrities rather than models on our covers. So, technically, all these female celebrities are posing as supermodels. That’s my loophole.

–Will you scan male model editorials?
No, there is already another site out there that does that: Steel Machines. Visit that site for the latest male model stuff.

–Do you really hate Adriana Lima and Lindsay Ellingson?
I’ve got nothing against them, but those two are not the friendliest to their fans. I originally started out as a fan but after meeting them in person, I can personally vouch that these two are not as they seem.

–What’s with all those silly-ass nicknames that you call these models?
We base the nicknames of these models on their personalities or paparazzi fodder. Nicknames I tend to use frequently on the site are usually Skippy (Miranda Kerr), Bubba (Erin Heatherton), Skeezy (Kate Upton), Wheezy (Lily Aldridge), Ducky (Karlie Kloss), and Gizzy (Gisele Bundchen). I have other nicknames that I don’t use such as The Bot, The Ho, Spanky, Sparky, Spikey, BeeP, J-Hart and others I can’t remember. You can figure out who’s who.

–Your site sucks!
Your mom. And your dad. And your retarded red-headed asshole step-brother.